Official certification of vertical effort for anyone climbing a staircase that does not end. No step brings you closer to anything.
The Bureau of Vertical Progress exists to certify each step taken on the Infinite Staircase, regardless of where — if anywhere — those steps lead.
Every climb is logged permanently. The Bureau does not offer a way to un-climb a step.
Each step is identical to the last in every measurable way, including its distance from the horizon.
The horizon is measured once, at the start of your visit, and is not measured again.
Your total step count only ever increases. The Bureau considers this the healthiest kind of number.
Whether the staircase actually ends has never been formally investigated.
Descending is not currently supported, refunded, or acknowledged in any official capacity.
The Infinite Staircase is provided for entertainment purposes only. No horizon was harmed, approached, or consulted in the making of this service.